Alright, It's what, December 9th... and I'm already sick of all the "Holiday Cheer"
Christmas is an absolute crock of shit, just like the religion it's based upon, but that's another post... Unless you're a materialistic piece of shit, then Christmas is perfect for you!
(If you're a wholesome person who doesn't buy into the multi-million dollar holiday advertising blitz, and just spends the holidays with your family - I give you a big fucking pat on the back.)
It's not just the fact that Christmas is now about the purchasing of an endless supply of gifts that pisses me off... It's the fact that roughly 85% of North Americans celebrate CHRISTMAS and allow the retail giants to push their "Happy final 2 weeks of December unspecified holiday" catalog. Despite the fact that they know that you'll be doing your CHRISTMAS shopping there... But then again, maybe the retail superstores are just being polite to the other handful of traditions there are around this time of the year. (Once again - yeah, right)
So long story short - Fuck Christmas.
Now go out and buy me something nice you materialistic pricks!
Yours truly,
The Asshole.
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