Customer Fucking Service?

I don't know about you, but hold times piss me the fuck off.
It used to be pretty tolerable until recently, when I noticed (and I'm sure you have too) that every company has an "Automated Answering Service" that is more useless than tits on a bull.

Answering Systems should be simple:
"Press 1 For English."
"Press 2 To Have A Fucking Referendum." (Don't hurt yourselves thinking about this, it's a Canadian Joke.)
"Press 3 To Be Fucking Deported."

Anyways, back to the point.
The other day, the phone rings. Nothing unusual there, until I pick it up and hear "Please stay on the line for an important message from *Insert Company Here.*"
So, not only do I have to sit on hold for what seems like half a year when I call someone because I need to speak to someone in Buttfuck, India about my banking or telecommunication needs. I have to sit on hold when someone from Fuck Knows, Pakistan needs to talk to me as well.

Three words: Absolute Fucking Bullshit.

How to fix this?
Fuck knows, but every time I pick up the phone and get an automated message or the long silent pause of a telemarketer getting ready to feed me some bullshit, instead of a pleasant "Hello" or "Good Evening" (Since they never call before 6:00 P.M. anymore) that every "Customer" should be receiving. I simply give whoever or whatever is on the other line an extremely polite "Fuck you, and have a nice fucking day"

You can blow it up your "Customer Service Oriented" asses.

I've certainly noticed that my "Customer" hasn't ever been properly serviced from any of these companies... If any of these companies truly cared about "Customer Satisfaction", they would be knocking your door to "Service" you, and your "Customer." - If you get my fucking point.

So anyways, fuck you and have a nice fucking day!

Sincerely,
The Asshole.